I got bored so here is the next twenty.
21. In college one morning I put a hat on for a 7:00 class. When I took the hat off in class a roach dropped from my head and scurried away. I promptly got a nurses note for the rest of the day.
22. Coke Zero is so much better than Diet Coke.
23. Of all of superman’s powers I would like to fly. I would daydream about this when I was a kid.
24. I have been to France. They are nice to you if you are giving them money.
25. My job has an option to have your DNA put on record.
26. I’m scared to ask why.
27. 16 years later I find myself reading comic books again.
28. Amy is glad that this is my escapism and not other nefarious things.
29. Amy says I say words that no one else would say. Such as nefarious.
30. My belief is that the Girl Scout cookie sale is run by the mob. That’s why the box gets smaller and the price gets larger.
31. Darn them and their thin mints. I just can’t stay away. The DEA needs to step in.
32. When I say “I’m dropping the kids off at the pool”, there is usually no pool involved and I’m gone for 15-20 minutes.
33. I believe that Auguste Rodin was at the “Pool” when he thought of his famous sculpture “The Thinker”.
34. Next time I’m sick I’m asking the doctor for more Cowbell.
35. My roommate and I in college were infamous for our dorm room. (See #21)
36. Autumn believes I’m the funniest person on the planet.
37. Amy believes I’m the un-funniest person on the planet.
38. I enjoy talking smack to 12 yr olds on Xbox live.
39. I do not get to it much, however since most times they are beating me in the game.
40. Every argument can be won by saying “Your Mom”.
Youth Group
6 years ago
4 comments:
Thanks Mike. I learned some new things about you. LOL at #21!!
Connie
I think you can be funny, you have a nice smile that makes you look like you know something no one else knows.
Keep going... this is interesting.
Ryan says that he is "taking the browns to the super bowl" and is gone for 20 min.
Post a Comment